I GUESS THAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TITLE THIS STORY.... two years ago on a thursday night, two die-hard Ohio State fans embarked on the journey that would earn them their passes into Ohio State lore. Patrick Cameron and Michael Mitchell were looking for something to do around 12:30 when they decided to take a road trip. Neither had class in the morning so it seemed like a good idea....now where to go was the question.... Chicago? to far of a drive.....Pat threw out the idea of Notre Dame.... gas money and toll money was short.....Then it hit them both.... lets go to Ann Arbor where we can show the world that Buckey fans are the craziest, baddest mothers on the planet. On the way up there was another idea by Pat and this one turned out to be better then his first....buy a camera and take pictures as we took over Michigan's campus. A camera, a bottle of long island tea, and some natural light was purchased. What happened next is the thing that legends are made of and I promise this is all true (pictures to prove it) DISCLAIMER: NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART. The car was parked and the adventure began....it started off pretty calm with some peeing on a "welcome to the university of michigan" sign....then shit hit the fan.....driving around searching for the fabled "big house", when all of a sudden it was upon them..... the car was parked, more alcohol was consumed, and the idea struck..... this time it was Mike's brain that produced the wonderful idea....this is how the conversation went:
Mike: "Pat we can get into this stadium"
Pat: "I don't know about that Mike"
Mike: "Watch me" Mike then proceeded to scale the 15 foot spiked fence with Pat watching and being the lookout. When it was over, Mike was on the inside of the big house. He did a quick run through to check for security and when none was found Patrick made his way over the fence. Peeing on goalposts, stealing signs, and stealing all of their graduation pamphlets soon followed. Then Mike thought to himself "I hate Michigan so much that I am going to take a dump on their 50 yard line" After finding some paper to wipe with the deed was soon completed. A 30lb "keep of the grass" was then grabbed as the two decided to leave. Their mark had been left. The Fence was scaled again and the two came back to the wonderful state of Ohio to share their story with their friends..... but think about this....what do you think Lloyd Carr and his players felt when they saw a turd waiting for them on their field, or more importantly how did John Navarre feel everytime he was tackled in that spot.....for everytime he hit the dirt, he was laying in Mike Mitchell's shit........
moral of the story: GO BUCKEYES
